Me: How Many?
Husband: None - cause they only use GASLIGHTING!!!
This weekend my sewing machine broke in the middle of sewing costume commissions, so I took it apart and put it back together and now it will only…
We're getting ready for bed and talking about how awesome Captain America Civil War was and how the snappy dialogue wasn't forced like in the…
ME: I really wish I wasn't allergic to apples, because I would murder an apple fritter right now. Like, I want an apple fritter so hard, if…