Superpositional Reality Grenade (deliciouspear) wrote,
Superpositional Reality Grenade

Reason Number 870 Why I Love My Husband

ME:  I really wish I wasn't allergic to apples, because I would murder an apple fritter right now.  Like, I want an apple fritter so hard, if you offered me Tom Hiddleston​ or an apple fritter, I would take the fritter.

inventionsleeps: I would smear the the apple fritter all over Tom Hiddleston and use him as a plate.  You could just eat the fritter and then any Hiddleston that gets in your mouth is incidental. I mean, people lick their plates some times, I don't see what the problem is.  He'd be clean afterwards, because LICKING.

Tags: fangirl, my husband, reason number, tom hiddleston

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