An exchange I overheard between some girls at the homeschooling co-op that inventionsleeps is teaching at. I think they were about 9 years old. I just thought it was a funny example of how technology has changed the vernacular.
"We're going out to dinner tonight because my dad got promoted!" "What's "promoted" mean?" "It means.........he got...........UPGRADED." "Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!"