Yard Waste Bin: Full!
Car: Vacuumed and Reorganized!
Picture Window: Cleaned!
Picture Window Sill: De-Crapped and Cleaned!
Couch: Cleaned, Cushions Rotated and Re-Covered!
Somebody bring me dinner?
This weekend my sewing machine broke in the middle of sewing costume commissions, so I took it apart and put it back together and now it will only…
Husband: How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb? Me: How Many? Husband: None - cause they only use GASLIGHTING!!!
We're getting ready for bed and talking about how awesome Captain America Civil War was and how the snappy dialogue wasn't forced like in the…