Reasons Number 865 & 866 Why I Love My Husband
865. He's polite, but not sexist. He holds doors for both genders and if a girl tried to thug up on him, he would thug right back.
866. He leaves me answering machine messages like this:
"Hi it's noon and I'm....Hey! I said Hi and Noon! AHAHAHA It's HIGHNOON!!! Anyway, I'm going to lunch now."