Superpositional Reality Grenade (deliciouspear) wrote,
Superpositional Reality Grenade

Reasons Number 865 & 866 Why I Love My Husband

865. He's polite, but not sexist. He holds doors for both genders and if a girl tried to thug up on him, he would thug right back.

866. He leaves me answering machine messages like this:

"Hi it's noon and I'm....Hey! I said Hi and Noon! AHAHAHA It's HIGHNOON!!! Anyway, I'm going to lunch now."
Tags: food, husband, jordan, reason number, sexism, violence

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