866. He leaves me answering machine messages like this:
"Hi it's noon and I'm....Hey! I said Hi and Noon! AHAHAHA It's HIGHNOON!!! Anyway, I'm going to lunch now."
This weekend my sewing machine broke in the middle of sewing costume commissions, so I took it apart and put it back together and now it will only…
Husband: How many MRAs does it take to change a light bulb? Me: How Many? Husband: None - cause they only use GASLIGHTING!!!
We're getting ready for bed and talking about how awesome Captain America Civil War was and how the snappy dialogue wasn't forced like in the…