I got a packet in the mail and it was so heavy and I was all "WTF?!?!? Did someone ust send me a bag of fucking ROCKS?!?!"
JOKE WAS ON ME, because I had just forgotten that i had, in fact, ORDERED SOME ROCKS for energy work for Blue Crow.
Instead of spending 3 hours on facebook, I sorted, edited (well cropped and tweaked brightness at most) and uploaded over 200 burlesque pictures.
Government: Climate change is real and we need to work on it.
Public: Nah, I like my humvee.
Government: Please vaccinate your children to help stop the spread of things like measles and whooping cough.
Public: Nah, I read this one article by a discredited doctor that says vaccines cause autism. My kid can take any disease that comes his way.
Government: Stop freaking out about Ebola.
Public: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! PANIC PANIC DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE I TELL YOU!
Me: You know what's actually scary? MASS HYSTERIA.
Addendum: If your only source for "facts" is "naturalnews.com" you should just go lock yourself in your basement in shame.
I've heard different variations on this theory, but this one is the best written-up I've seen.
Long story short: The story happens over and over and EVERY goblin in the Labyrinth is a baby that Jareth stole.
And I *DO* hope that if the rumoured Labyrinth sequel happens, that they include it.
"We're going out to dinner tonight because my dad got promoted!"
"What's "promoted" mean?"
"It means.........he got...........UPGRADED."
Whole family is in the process of nuking our facebook accounts from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.
Goals for this weekend:
Clean some things.
Send a few postcards.
Snuggle with baby.
Find some catfood and/or money somewhere.