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I got a packet in the mail and it was so heavy and I was all "WTF?!?!?  Did someone ust send me a bag of fucking ROCKS?!?!"

JOKE WAS ON ME, because I had just forgotten that i had, in fact, ORDERED SOME ROCKS for energy work for Blue Crow.

*headdesk*

I did some shit!

Instead of spending 3 hours on facebook, I sorted, edited (well cropped and tweaked brightness at most) and uploaded over 200 burlesque pictures.

GO TEAM!

What's Actually Scary

Government: Climate change is real and we need to work on it.
Public: Nah, I like my humvee.

Government: Please vaccinate your children to help stop the spread of things like measles and whooping cough.
Public: Nah, I read this one article by a discredited doctor that says vaccines cause autism. My kid can take any disease that comes his way.

Government: Stop freaking out about Ebola.
Public: WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE!!! PANIC PANIC DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE I TELL YOU!


Me: You know what's actually scary?   MASS HYSTERIA.

Addendum:  If your only source for "facts" is "naturalnews.com" you should just go lock yourself in your basement in shame.

Oct. 10th, 2014

I've heard different variations on this theory, but this one is the best written-up I've seen.

http://glamdamnit.tumblr.com/post/55713093884/my-sister-asked-if-the-events-of-the-labyrinth

Long story short:  The story happens over and over and EVERY goblin in the Labyrinth is a baby that Jareth stole.

And I *DO* hope that if the rumoured Labyrinth sequel happens, that they include it.

Tags:

Upgraded.

 An exchange I overheard between some girls at the homeschooling co-op that inventionsleeps is teaching at.  I think they were about 9 years old.  I just thought it was a funny example of how technology has changed the vernacular.

"We're going out to dinner tonight because my dad got promoted!"
"What's "promoted" mean?"
"It means.........he got...........UPGRADED."
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!"
It's amazing how one shitty thing can just ruin up a whole nice day.  I had a great weekend until one person stiffed Jordan on paying him.  Now I'm super angry and having a hard time remembering that the rest of the weekend rocked.  I read an article once that said this behaviour is actually an evolutionary FEATURE in humans.  If you spend all day dwelling on exactly what happened when that tiger tried to eat your face, then you can avoid it in the future.  Sure does suck though.
inventionsleeps just said to me "Oh God!  You're SUCH a DICK!   .................but you're the same kind of dick I am and I love you for it!"

Whole family is in the process of nuking our facebook accounts from orbit.

It's the only way to be sure.

Hey gmonkey42 - if you're still out there, HAPPY BIRTHDAY.

I still link people to your comics.

Goals for this weekend:

Clean some things.

Send a few postcards.

Snuggle with baby.

Find some catfood and/or money somewhere.

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