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It has come to my attention that people are confused about what does, and does not, constitute a "ginger".

Please be aware that there are, in fact, three clans in the House of the Burning Sun.

Gingers- immediately burst into a column of ash

Daywalkers- fair and red but not translucent, will char and broil from a few minutes to several hours before catching fire

Pretenders- those who carry the Seal of the House of the Burning Sun, red beards or hair, but can actually tan without burning.

Note that an assault on one clan is an assault on all, and while Gingers may not be able to defend themselves in the daytime without cloud cover, there are others who can lay siege to your houses and not even smolder a little. Be warned.
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paksenarrion2
Jan. 18th, 2012 01:44 am (UTC)
Love this.

I'm a pretender. I can stay in the sun for about an hour, with liberal sunscreen application before I start turning a nice stop-light red.
robot_mel
Jan. 18th, 2012 11:01 am (UTC)
This is clearly a different definition of the word ginger than we have here in England! But then we have no sun...
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